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Re: an even worse joke
Posted By: Brunnen-G, on host 210.55.40.38
Date: Sunday, November 14, 1999, at 21:52:19
In Reply To: a very bad joke. . .(you've been warned) posted by Grace on Sunday, November 14, 1999, at 21:47:27:

Two pieces of rope walk into a bar and ask for a drink. The barman looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope in this bar."

The pieces of rope go back outside and walk down the road to another bar. They go in and ask for a drink. Again, the barman tells them to leave. "I'm afraid our policy is not to serve pieces of rope in this bar."

So they go out and stop outside a third place. Before they go in, one of the pieces of rope ties himself up and unravels himself a bit at the top.

They go in and ask for a drink. The barman looks at them and says, "Sorry, we don't serve rope here. You are a piece of rope, aren't you?"

The piece of rope says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."


Brunnen-"now you know why Kang was out to get me"G

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