Re: an even worse joke
Fawcett, on host 205.216.76.97
Monday, November 15, 1999, at 14:40:48
Re: an even worse joke posted by Mousie on Monday, November 15, 1999, at 14:35:34:
> > Two pieces of rope walk into a bar and ask for a drink. The barman looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope in this bar." > > > > The pieces of rope go back outside and walk down the road to another bar. They go in and ask for a drink. Again, the barman tells them to leave. "I'm afraid our policy is not to serve pieces of rope in this bar." > > > > So they go out and stop outside a third place. Before they go in, one of the pieces of rope ties himself up and unravels himself a bit at the top. > > > > They go in and ask for a drink. The barman looks at them and says, "Sorry, we don't serve rope here. You are a piece of rope, aren't you?" > > > > The piece of rope says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..." > > > > > > Brunnen-"now you know why Kang was out to get me"G > > A termite walked into the same bar and asked, "Is the bartender here?" > > Mou"doesn't come across the same in printing"sie
I get it, I get it.
Faw"As the drill said to the board, 'It took me a bit.' "
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