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Re: an even worse joke
Posted By: Fawcett, on host 205.216.76.97
Date: Monday, November 15, 1999, at 14:40:48
In Reply To: Re: an even worse joke posted by Mousie on Monday, November 15, 1999, at 14:35:34:

> > Two pieces of rope walk into a bar and ask for a drink. The barman looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope in this bar."
> >
> > The pieces of rope go back outside and walk down the road to another bar. They go in and ask for a drink. Again, the barman tells them to leave. "I'm afraid our policy is not to serve pieces of rope in this bar."
> >
> > So they go out and stop outside a third place. Before they go in, one of the pieces of rope ties himself up and unravels himself a bit at the top.
> >
> > They go in and ask for a drink. The barman looks at them and says, "Sorry, we don't serve rope here. You are a piece of rope, aren't you?"
> >
> > The piece of rope says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."
> >
> >
> > Brunnen-"now you know why Kang was out to get me"G
>
> A termite walked into the same bar and asked, "Is the bartender here?"
>
> Mou"doesn't come across the same in printing"sie

I get it, I get it.

Faw"As the drill said to the board, 'It took me a bit.' "

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