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Re: an even worse joke
Posted By: Brunnen-G, on host 210.55.40.38
Date: Monday, November 15, 1999, at 18:22:51
In Reply To: Re: an even worse joke posted by Mousie on Monday, November 15, 1999, at 14:35:34:

> A termite walked into the same bar and asked, "Is the bartender here?"
>
> Mou"doesn't come across the same in printing"sie

Aarggh. I *like* it. Have you ever read Ogden Nash's definitive work on termites?

Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good
And that is why your cousin May
Fell through the parlour floor today

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