> > > Two pieces of rope walk into a bar and ask for a drink. The barman looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope in this bar."
> > >
> > > The pieces of rope go back outside and walk down the road to another bar. They go in and ask for a drink. Again, the barman tells them to leave. "I'm afraid our policy is not to serve pieces of rope in this bar."
> > >
> > > So they go out and stop outside a third place. Before they go in, one of the pieces of rope ties himself up and unravels himself a bit at the top.
> > >
> > > They go in and ask for a drink. The barman looks at them and says, "Sorry, we don't serve rope here. You are a piece of rope, aren't you?"
> > >
> > > The piece of rope says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."
> > >
> > >
> > > Brunnen-"now you know why Kang was out to get me"G
> >
> > A termite walked into the same bar and asked, "Is the bartender here?"
> >
> > Mou"doesn't come across the same in printing"sie
>
> I get it, I get it.
>
> Faw"As the drill said to the board, 'It took me a bit.' "

And did you hear about the Englishman who walked into a bar? Bumped 'is 'ead.
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