> Two pieces of rope walk into a bar and ask for a drink. The barman looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope in this bar."
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> The pieces of rope go back outside and walk down the road to another bar. They go in and ask for a drink. Again, the barman tells them to leave. "I'm afraid our policy is not to serve pieces of rope in this bar."
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> So they go out and stop outside a third place. Before they go in, one of the pieces of rope ties himself up and unravels himself a bit at the top.
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> They go in and ask for a drink. The barman looks at them and says, "Sorry, we don't serve rope here. You are a piece of rope, aren't you?"
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> The piece of rope says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."
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> Brunnen-"now you know why Kang was out to get me"G

That *was* bad, but I'm laughing anyway.

Totally off topic: Is there a way to see who's online here at any given time? Just wondering.

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