> > A termite walked into the same bar and asked, "Is the bartender here?"
> >
> > Mou"doesn't come across the same in printing"sie
>
> Aarggh. I *like* it. Have you ever read Ogden Nash's definitive work on termites?
>
> Some primal termite knocked on wood
> And tasted it, and found it good
> And that is why your cousin May
> Fell through the parlour floor today

I sure do miss old Ogden. That was one of his best. Remember "The Panther?"
Howard