> > I want that in my house. Along with the FDR Memorial from DC (the single COOLEST memorial in the history of the world), a Popemobile, secret passageways a la the Library of Congress so I can have adventures in my house, the drainage ditch infested with poisonous snakes ("home security device"), and a "No Trespassing: Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again" sign out front. That would be the greatest house ever.
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> We had secret passageways in my house when I was growing up. Well, secret doors, really. One from the closet of the master bedroom to the closet in another bedroom, and a trapdoor in another closet of the latter bedroom leading to a closet downstairs. They were pretty much the only thing my dad got to contribute to the design of the house when it was being built. He wanted a firepole from the upstairs balcony to the living room below, but my mom said no.

Do you have any idea what kind of torture you've just forced on my future wife (whoever she may be)?

> Mary "We girls got the bedroom without any secret doors, darn it" am

Don "Unless, of course, we never get to build our own house" Monkey