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Stupid Commercial Warnings
Posted By: Dr. Morris Cecil Glalet, Th.D., on host 152.163.201.72
Date: Monday, December 13, 1999, at 08:12:50

I'm trying to start a collection of stupid warnings I see in commercials. One of the ones used often is "Professional driver on closed road." Some favorites of mine:
Do not drive on the ocean (for a car commercial where the car comes up on the ocean and makes a big splash leaving the others, presumably, drowned)
Do not use housepaint on face (enough said)
Don't drive like this or you'll end up like Uncle Carl (the dead-and-cremated guy in an urn in the back seat of an SUV driving maniacally up a mountain)

-Dr. Morris Cecil "Not intended for human consumption" Glalet, Th.D.
Mon 13 Dec A.D. 1999

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