> The thing that really used to get me were those Claritan commercials when they first came out. They spent fifteen minutes playing happy music, telling me how my life would be changed forever if I used it, and listing a long list of negative side effects; all without ever once explaining what Claritan is supposed to *do*. I guess they assumed everyone already knew, but it could have been cough syrup for all they let on.

Okay, what DOES Claritan do? I'm still not sure, though I do know their little theme song (Blue skies smiling at me / Blue skies are all that I seee)...

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> -M"If Happy Fun Ball is ruptured, seek shelter and cover head. Do not attempt to eat Happy Fun Ball."el

Ste "Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin" phen