> I'm trying to start a collection of stupid warnings I see in commercials. One of the ones used often is "Professional driver on closed road." Some favorites of mine:
> Do not drive on the ocean (for a car commercial where the car comes up on the ocean and makes a big splash leaving the others, presumably, drowned)
> Do not use housepaint on face (enough said)
> Don't drive like this or you'll end up like Uncle Carl (the dead-and-cremated guy in an urn in the back seat of an SUV driving maniacally up a mountain)
>
> -Dr. Morris Cecil "Not intended for human consumption" Glalet, Th.D.
> Mon 13 Dec A.D. 1999

I learned one thing from commercials. If you take Viagra, you will immediately be a better dancer.
Howard