Dear readers and visitors of R.I.N.K.W.O.R.K.S.


We are Aliens, as you call us, but we prefer to describe ourselves as the Katoos.
As some of you have noticed there is no sign anymore of The One, you call Sam.

S.A.M. as we call him, has been kidnapped by our forces. We are currently observing the Earth, your beautifull planet. In particular we are highly interested in the social behaviour, and in the *modern* technology you have accomplished.
S.A.M. is for us an example of how it should be and how we want our society to run. The society that S.A.M. has developed, namely R.I.N.K.W.O.R.K.S shows some big respect for technology AND other beings, but still has a big entertainment-factor. The success and greatness of this little society made us wonder....
Whats the secret of S.A.M.? Who programmed it? Why is it so good? Why is R.I.N.K.W.O.R.K.S. so good? All questions we want S.A.M. to answer for us. Therefor he is in our hands, but we treat him well.
We are trying to convince him to give up his Earthlife and come to our planet. We need people as S.A.M. If we would not succeed then we shall return him to you after we discovered all his secrets.


Katoo I, original leader of Katoo



Post Scriptum

There were rumours amongst S.A.M.'s people that traffic circles are made by aliens. I want you to know that we have NOTHING to do with traffic circles, they are made by a secret government organisation who wants to indoctrinate you by letting you circle around .... and around ... and around.... (You dont have to thank us for warning you, we already have what we want; S.A.M.)
Crop circles, on the other hand, .... that is an other issue...


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