Re: S.A.M.
Jommeke, on host 212.190.9.73
Friday, August 27, 1999, at 02:16:27
Re: S.A.M. posted by Jommeke on Friday, August 27, 1999, at 02:08:15:
> > Okay, now it's time to play "whodunit!" Ignoring completely when this message was posted (since that's too easy and is no fun at all :-}), it's time to determine who it really is! > > > > Notice the use of words such as "behaviour," "rumours," and "organisation" - all British spellings. These leads to two possible conclusions: either our culprit is European, or else he's me. The second one we can rule out, because... well, because I said so. So Sam's abductor - the spy from Katoo - must be a European, or at least have learned Engish in Britain. > > > > Furthermore, I would say that English is not the first language of the abductor. My tipoff here was the phrase "we need people as Sam;" this phrase, while technically, I believe, correct, is terribly archaic, and not one found in common use. Therefore, the possible conclusions are again twofold: our quarry is not a native speaker, or he is... well, me. And, again, I say he's not me. > > > > Yes, there can be only one conclusion reached here (well, okay, two, but I said it's *not* me). Based on the above evidence, I know who kidnapped Sam. A European. Someone whose first language is not English. The game is up, Katoo I, or should I say Issachar! > > > LMAO > > Jom"i-wanna-be-a-detective"meke
Okay, here's the body-text.... Maybe its not difficult to believe the possibility of those *grammar*-mistakes in the aliens text, since aliens probably dont have english as their first language either!
Although i dont think we should work that way, cos they are only some words. I think i have a better way to find out who it is, maybe find out on what host the alien has infiltrated, probably a host already used here in the forum and then the one who used that host already... WE SHOULD INTERROGATE HIM OR HER ABOUT IT. There's of course always a possibility that, by a coincidal coincidence, the alien used a host similar to a host of that poor rinkworker, then we should apologize to that forum-reader.
Jom"anyone-ideas-for-a-real-detective-game?"meke
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