> > NOT FAIR!!! I want a towel. I've been using spruce roots. They're a real pain, especially since they're so dirty.
> >
> > Hey, Darien, got any black market cotton-towel connections? Or is J.O.Y. [hey-- your initials spell joy! Gasp! Another conspiracy] one of your agents? Or is he actually you in disguize? Oh, how fiendishly clever....
>
> Yeah, I can get you a towel. And don't you remember? Everybody on this forum is really me. I thought I said that already. ;-}
>
> Darien to the world

There are lots of towels on the black market, how do you think i got the one i gave as a prize??