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Posted By: Brunnen-G, on host 210.55.116.33
Date: Sunday, October 10, 1999, at 14:04:58
In Reply To: Re: Retraction of death threat posted by Chris on Friday, October 8, 1999, at 21:00:37:

> A real friend? Who isn't out to get me? Wow. I never thought this day would come.
>
> Chr"oddliness is one letter off from Godliness--no, wait, two. Well, closer than cleanlinessis

I might not be around to be your friend for very long. Just the other day I came up with what *I* thought was a very good pun, when some of the guys at Coastguard were hung over and talking about Paracetemol and Aspirin. Hey, all I did was ask why there was no aspirin in the jungle. Now my captain says he's going to throw me off the boat and abandon me just as soon as he can find some sharks.

Brunnen-"because the parrots eat 'em all"G

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