> > > > Well, at least I can say I had a real friend....
> > > >
> > > > Sniff.
> > >
> > > i'm not your friend?
> > >
> > > sniff sniff
> >
> > Dyou hear about the man who entered a pun contest? He sent in ten puns. When asked how many won, he replied "No pun in ten did."
> >
> > HAHAHAHAH
> >
> > By-"I'm not clever enough to make stuff like that up"-ron
>
> Gee, that loud laughter sounds pretty callous... Unipeg and I *are* [were?] crying, y'know. Or, at leat sniffling.
>
> Are you my friend, Unipeg? Are you really? You're not just trying to gain my sympathy so you can give me over to *them* and collect the substantial reward?
>
> Well, if you're not, then, sniff, I LOVE YOU MAN! [Well, not man... you get the idea]
>
> Chr"feeling odd"is

of COURSE i'm your friend, Chris. heck, as far as i know, they're trying to get ME, too. but they tend to keept that sort of stuff quiet, so i haven't heard in a while... I LOVE YOU TOO MAN (but you can't have my bud lite (what am i talking about? i can't drink (now i'm confused)))

uni"but oddness is FUN"peg