> > of COURSE i'm your friend, Chris. heck, as far as i know, they're trying to get ME, too. but they tend to keept that sort of stuff quiet, so i haven't heard in a while... I LOVE YOU TOO MAN (but you can't have my bud lite (what am i talking about? i can't drink (now i'm confused)))
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> > uni"but oddness is FUN"peg

That's so sweet... I'm gonna' start sniffling all over again....
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> They're all trying to get all of us, all the time. The only way to escape is to become one of them, and if we don't know who they are, how can we do that? And how do we know we're not already one of them, even if we think we're one of us? What if we're one of us pretending to be one of them, and it turns out that they are secretly controlled by someone else entirely? And how much exactly is the reward on Chris? Not that I care, because I'm Chris's friend. Really. I'm definitely not one of them. Do I look like an alien to you? And where do the undead fit into all this?
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> Brunnen-"I'm one of me"G

I WILL NEVER BECOME ONE OF THEM! NEVER! I'd say I'd rather die first, but I think that's one of the first steps.

And I'm not telling about the reward.