Oh, oh, my turn!

OK, I get all kinds of... different stuff from an uncle. I remember only two rather lengthy puns, but they're worth it.

#1:
An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow. This was a few years ago. They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it is snowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they see General Rudolph walking by and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute. He says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing, his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."


#2:
Ghandi was a spiritual leader to thousands, if not millions. He walked around everywhere, wearing very little, so he developed quite a system of callouses. He also fasted, what little he ate giving him only slight strength, thus weakening him. his odd diet also gave him a terrible case of bad breath. He is described, of course, as a super-calloused fragile mystic plauged by halitosis.

I'm truly sorry for subjecting all of you to these, but... well, I had to do it.

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