> > > Well, at least I can say I had a real friend....
> > >
> > > Sniff.
> >
> > i'm not your friend?
> >
> > sniff sniff
>
> Dyou hear about the man who entered a pun contest? He sent in ten puns. When asked how many won, he replied "No pun in ten did."
>
> HAHAHAHAH
>
> By-"I'm not clever enough to make stuff like that up"-ron

Gee, that loud laughter sounds pretty callous... Unipeg and I *are* [were?] crying, y'know. Or, at leat sniffling.

Are you my friend, Unipeg? Are you really? You're not just trying to gain my sympathy so you can give me over to *them* and collect the substantial reward?

Well, if you're not, then, sniff, I LOVE YOU MAN! [Well, not man... you get the idea]

Chr"feeling odd"is