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Re: best jokes I've ever heard
Posted By: Wolfspirit, on host 206.47.244.93
Date: Friday, August 27, 1999, at 01:57:33
In Reply To: Re: Very best jokes you've ever heard...? posted by Darien on Thursday, August 26, 1999, at 11:51:46:

> Then there's my favourite mean joke:
> Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
> A: You would too if your name was "uuuuhhhhnnnnnaaaa." (This joke really has to be told, not printed.)

This is kind of like my favorite Really Bad Joke:

Small Boy (maybe Calvin): Mommy, mommy, why am I running around in circles?
Disgruntled Parent: Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

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