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Re: best jokes I've ever heard
Posted By: Howard, on host 205.184.139.38
Date: Friday, August 27, 1999, at 18:58:39
In Reply To: Re: best jokes I've ever heard posted by Paul A. on Friday, August 27, 1999, at 06:36:23:

> > Small Boy (maybe Calvin): Mommy, mommy, why am I running around in circles?
> > Disgruntled Parent: Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
>
> "Mummy, I don't want to go to Lanzarote for our Christmas holidays."
> "Shut up and keep swimming."

People find this one funny or revolting:
Daddy, can I have a glass of milk?
Shaddup.
Please, Daddy, can I have a glass of milk?
Shaddup!
Aw please, Daddy. Can I please have a glass of milk?
Shaddup and drink your beer!

(I find it revolting because nobody ever taught the kid to say "May I.")

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