Re: best jokes I've ever heard
Howard, on host 205.184.139.54
Monday, August 30, 1999, at 17:08:00
Re: best jokes I've ever heard posted by Paul A. on Monday, August 30, 1999, at 04:19:27:
> > > > Multiple choice question: > > > > How did you find South America? > > > > A. I went to New York and turned right. > > > > B. Revolting > > > > C. I didn't know it was lost. > > > > D. None of these answers is funny. > > > > > > That is so lame. Yet I laughed for a few minutes straight after reading the last answer. > > Don't know why exactly, but I guess that's the nature of humor. > > > > Lame. Yeah, I like that. Really bad jokes are my specialty and I get tired of hearing them called > > "bad" or "corny." Lame shows a little more imagination. If a joke gets a laugh instead of a > > groan, it lacks something. Should I delete the D. answer? > > Don't. It's the D answer that makes it funny. > > Paul
Frankly, I thought the B. answer was funny, but some people don't get the pun.
Try this one: Question - What do you call a person who travels from New York to London and back without taking a bath?
Answer - A dirty double crosser.
(Is that a dirty joke? Or just Lame?) Howard
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