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Re: best jokes I've ever heard
Posted By: Howard, on host 205.184.139.54
Date: Monday, August 30, 1999, at 17:08:00
In Reply To: Re: best jokes I've ever heard posted by Paul A. on Monday, August 30, 1999, at 04:19:27:

> > > > Multiple choice question:
> > > > How did you find South America?
> > > > A. I went to New York and turned right.
> > > > B. Revolting
> > > > C. I didn't know it was lost.
> > > > D. None of these answers is funny.
> > >
> > > That is so lame. Yet I laughed for a few minutes straight after reading the last answer.
> > Don't know why exactly, but I guess that's the nature of humor.
> >
> > Lame. Yeah, I like that. Really bad jokes are my specialty and I get tired of hearing them called
> > "bad" or "corny." Lame shows a little more imagination. If a joke gets a laugh instead of a
> > groan, it lacks something. Should I delete the D. answer?
>
> Don't. It's the D answer that makes it funny.
>
> Paul

Frankly, I thought the B. answer was funny, but some people don't get the pun.

Try this one:
Question - What do you call a person who travels from New York to London and back without taking a bath?

Answer - A dirty double crosser.

(Is that a dirty joke? Or just Lame?)
Howard

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