> Another way you could get out of would be to become a Baptist. Most of us aren't allowed to dance.

What?? You can't dance at all? Ever? I grew up in a Baptist church and never heard of such a thing. I'd call that rule a gross intrusion, unless I misunderstand what you mean. There's certainly nothing biblical that suggests dancing is unallowable and, in fact, there's probably the indication that dancing as part of rejoicing in God's glory is a good thing.