> > Another way you could get out of would be to become a Baptist. Most of us aren't allowed to dance.
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> What?? You can't dance at all? Ever? I grew up in a Baptist church and never heard of such a thing. I'd call that rule a gross intrusion, unless I misunderstand what you mean. There's certainly nothing biblical that suggests dancing is unallowable and, in fact, there's probably the indication that dancing as part of rejoicing in God's glory is a good thing.

Is there a Movie-a-Minute about "Footloose" yet? Just link to this discussion.