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Re: Evil and the RinkForum
Posted By: Faux Pas, on host 205.228.12.71
Date: Wednesday, October 27, 1999, at 08:39:31
In Reply To: Re: Evil and the RinkForum posted by Stephen on Tuesday, October 26, 1999, at 19:54:30:

> > "Byron is only quasi-evil. He's the Diet Coke of evil."
> >
> > Muwha. I like that, I prefer to think of myself as the Pepsi One of evil. Or remember Pepsi Clear or Crystal or whatever? It was white. But you will all soon bow to me (or one of my clones). The will of Byron(s) is absolute!
>

Coca-Cola is good. Pepsi and Pepsi-derivatives are evil, so calling yourself the Pespi One of evil is redundant. We'll just put you down as "evil" or "close to evil".

> Am I the only one that liked Crystal Clear Pepsi?
>

Yes.

> Ste "If you drink Pepsi One, how evil can you be?!" phen

We now have conclusive proof that you are evil. You're an aspiring Supreme Dictator (which leads you to evilness), but you then state that you liked Crystal Pepsi. As indicated above, Pepsi is evil. We can equate this to mean you like evil. Therefore, you are evil.

-Faux "trying to stay on neutral ground" Pas

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