> > > > > Coca-Cola is good. Pepsi and Pepsi-derivatives are evil...
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> > > > This is where I step in. It's one thing to have an honest discussion about good and evil, but I must now point out that Faux Pas is apparently the most underhanded of you all. Not content simply to *be* evil, I see he has now taken to reversing truths in an attempt to lure others to evildoing as well.
> > > >
> > > > (Though I still say that clear Pepsi stuff was disgusting.)
> > >
> > > Of course an evil A.I. would say such a thing to besmirch another. All right-thinking people know that Coca-Cola is on the side of light. During the Cola Wars, it was PepsiCo working for the forces of darkness.
> > >
> > > Proof? Look at all the Coke ads. People of all races, creeds, and religions enjoying a nice, refreshing beverage. Look at Pepsi's ads: not just an advertisment to extoll their brand of sugar water, but a condemnation -- nay, accusations bordering on the slanderous -- of The Coca-Cola Company's fine products.
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> > > Judge for yourself, fine people. Will you uphold the proud banner of all that is good and partake in a soft drink that stands for unity, peace, and freedom? Or will you join with the S.A.M.s of this world with their syrupy drink of evil?
> > >
> > > -Faux "[insert patriotic music here]" Pas
> >
> > And too, those cute polar bears are *pure white* the color of innocence and purity. The best Pepsi can come up with is a possessed little girl. Sounds evil to me.
> >
> > Drac "I do drink both though" imas
>
> This whole thread makes me glad I drink Dr Pepper. We Dr Pepper drinkers are a minority and proud of it! We're not evil per say, we're just biding our time until the forces of Coke and Pepsi wipe each other out and we can rule the Earth!
>
> Oops...gave away the secret plan.
>
> Kel"tried to organize a Jolt cola group, but no one could sit still long enough at the meetings"ly

yaaay Dr Pepper drinkers! hip hip hooray!!! down with Coke and Pepsi - both of them!!! Nothing cn compete with Dr Pepper, and even the stuff that tries ain't half bad!

uni"how can you hate something called Dr Thunder?"peg