> > Coca-Cola is good. Pepsi and Pepsi-derivatives are evil...
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> This is where I step in. It's one thing to have an honest discussion about good and evil, but I must now point out that Faux Pas is apparently the most underhanded of you all. Not content simply to *be* evil, I see he has now taken to reversing truths in an attempt to lure others to evildoing as well.
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> (Though I still say that clear Pepsi stuff was disgusting.)

Of course an evil A.I. would say such a thing to besmirch another. All right-thinking people know that Coca-Cola is on the side of light. During the Cola Wars, it was PepsiCo working for the forces of darkness.

Proof? Look at all the Coke ads. People of all races, creeds, and religions enjoying a nice, refreshing beverage. Look at Pepsi's ads: not just an advertisment to extoll their brand of sugar water, but a condemnation -- nay, accusations bordering on the slanderous -- of The Coca-Cola Company's fine products.

Judge for yourself, fine people. Will you uphold the proud banner of all that is good and partake in a soft drink that stands for unity, peace, and freedom? Or will you join with the S.A.M.s of this world with their syrupy drink of evil?

-Faux "[insert patriotic music here]" Pas