> > > > > Coca-Cola is good. Pepsi and Pepsi-derivatives are evil...
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> > > > This is where I step in. It's one thing to have an honest discussion about good and evil, but I must now point out that Faux Pas is apparently the most underhanded of you all. Not content simply to *be* evil, I see he has now taken to reversing truths in an attempt to lure others to evildoing as well.
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> > > > (Though I still say that clear Pepsi stuff was disgusting.)
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> > > Of course an evil A.I. would say such a thing to besmirch another. All right-thinking people know that Coca-Cola is on the side of light. During the Cola Wars, it was PepsiCo working for the forces of darkness.
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> > > Proof? Look at all the Coke ads. People of all races, creeds, and religions enjoying a nice, refreshing beverage. Look at Pepsi's ads: not just an advertisment to extoll their brand of sugar water, but a condemnation -- nay, accusations bordering on the slanderous -- of The Coca-Cola Company's fine products.
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> > > Judge for yourself, fine people. Will you uphold the proud banner of all that is good and partake in a soft drink that stands for unity, peace, and freedom? Or will you join with the S.A.M.s of this world with their syrupy drink of evil?
> > >
> > > -Faux "[insert patriotic music here]" Pas
> >
> > And too, those cute polar bears are *pure white* the color of innocence and purity. The best Pepsi can come up with is a possessed little girl. Sounds evil to me.
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> > Drac "I do drink both though" imas
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> This whole thread makes me glad I drink Dr Pepper. We Dr Pepper drinkers are a minority and proud of it! We're not evil per say, we're just biding our time until the forces of Coke and Pepsi wipe each other out and we can rule the Earth!
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> Oops...gave away the secret plan.
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> Kel"tried to organize a Jolt cola group, but no one could sit still long enough at the meetings"ly

All of the sugar and twice the caffeine... 1/100000th the attention span.

Drac "Dr. Pepper is my primary drink, but Coke and Pepsi can be a nice diversion from the same ol' thing from time to time when I start to get a bit tired of Dr. Pepper, even thought that doesn't really happen all that often and when it does I can usually pacify the situation with one single can of either Pepsi or Coke and then I am set for quite some time again, unless I am at a party or church luncheon where there is no Dr. Pepper and then I am forced to drink *only* Pepsi or Coke, unless these aren't available either, in which case I will drink tea, sugared of course." imas