> Rinkworks isn't the only place on the web where you can groan at Really Bad Jokes. The Dull Men's club site has no other kind. Example:
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> Hitchhikers
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> Two packets of crisps (potato chips for our American readers) were walking down a road in pouring rain. A car pulls up alongside . . . the driver asks, "Do you two want a lift?"
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> One of the packets replies, "No thanks . . . we're Walkers."
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> [For our American readers, Walkers is a brand of potato chip in the UK]
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> [Thank you Carl Bailey for this one]
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> OK, that's a really bad joke, but it confuses me. I thought that in the U.K., a "lift" was an elevator.
> Howard

In the UK, a "lift" is both an elevator and passage in a car. It depends on the context.