> > Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
> >
> > A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
> > "Tiny," replies the man.
> > "Why's that?" asks the bartender.
> > "Because he's my newt!"
>
> OK, I got the first joke, but not the second. Neither did I get the joke posted by daniel78.
>
> There is a Finnish joke that goes: Two old women went to pick berries but one of them didn't fit.
> (An idiom for "to pick berries" is literally "into the berry".)

The word "minute", in the size sense, is pronounced like "my newt" (as opposed to "minute" in the time sense, when it is pronounced more like "men nit").

Lucky "Not entirely sure about daniel's joke either" Wizard