> > I am a union "elevator operator" at construction site in SF CA most the jokes I hear are not politically correct. If anyone has new ones pass them along
>
> This is more of a sight gag than a joke, but when the elevator door opens, the operator is wearing a red suit. He even has horns and a pointed tail.
> In a fiendish voice with a little chuckle, he says, "Down?"
> Howard

'nother one:
A man gets on an elevator and says to the operator, "14th floor,please."
"Sorry, sir, but this building only has 12 floors," the operator replied.
"OK then," the man said. "Just take me to the 12th floor and I'll walk up."

one more:
A man in an elevator was just making conversation. "What would you do if the cables broke when you were up about 30 floors?" he asked the operator.
"Simple, he replied. "When it got to the first floor, I'd jump."

Yes, I know those are pretty dumb, but they are as good as the one about ups and downs.
Howard