> > This is becoming an annual tradition for me.
> > Posting a link to the pictures, I mean!
> >
> > Gri"milestones"shny
>
> There's a RinkChat archive where I'm part of a group of young Rinkies who tease Rinkies in their twenties by pointing out things like we were born in the mid-eighties. Now it's coming full-circle, because your son, who was born in 2freaking000, is three years old and able to walk and talk. This is even weirder than the thought that there are kids at my school born in the nineties (it's a 6-12 school).
>
> Actually, it's less weird. Freaking middle schoolers.
>
> -Eric Sleator

I get freaked enough by kids that:

Don't remember who Glenn Helder, John Jensen and Eddie McGoldrick were.

Have never heard of Doctor Who. Not even when shown images of Tom Baker.

Never saw Knightmare (Challenge TV reruns don't count).

and, most importantly...

Who are the same age as me and have full England caps.

Never mind that kids born this millennium or in the gap year are capable of speech.

Excuse me while I go and have a nervous breakdown.

Zarniwoop