>And why they started making candy bars in tiny little miniature sizes AND in versions that need their own postal code, and why both of these are better than the normal sized ones.

NO NO NO. Fun size candy bars are the SUCK. I always made a mental note to remember who gave those stupid things out on Halloween, so that I would NOT come back to that house next year. It takes more time to open the stupid thing than it does to eat it. Where's the fun in that? Why waste my time and energy carrying around those stupid things in my pillow case? No, fun size candy bars are the anti-thesis of fun. That's like saying, "Gee, I'm too cheap to give the kids *real* candy, but I don't want my house egged, so I better give them something. Oh, hey, how about these fun size Snickers! There's a million to a bag, and it cotst all of $3! Boy, the guy who invented these things is a genius!" Phooey. Shame on you if you subscribe to such logic. If I'm not hiding in my basement with all the lights out every October 31st (and getting ready to scrape the egg off my windows), I will be giving out REAL candy bars.


> Brunnen-"I'll be at home admiring my collection of Soviet army surplus spy gadgetry"G

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