> Do you realize how much the average
> American family would have to spend on
> Halloween if they had to give a regular size
> candy bar to each beggar? The holiday
would
> bankrupt the coffers every thirty-first of
October,
> and pretty soon every light on your street
> would be out. Fun-sized candy makes
> Halloween possible, you dolt! Now stop
> spreading your propaganda of greed and
> excess before you ruin it for everybody!
>
> Gri"Grishny does not necessarily endorse
> every thought, idea, or opinion set forth in
this
> post"shny

"Fun size" candy bars are just an excuse to
raise the prices on the full size ones!
Everybody knows that 60 cents for a full size
bar is ridiculous, but they can get away with it
because of the "fun size" bar! Get rid of it, and
they'd be forced to lower the prices of their
regular bars. Why, I remember my parents
remembering that way back in the day, you
could get a full size Clark bar for a nickel. I
realize we have that inflation thing, but has
inflation really been 1200% since when my
parents were kids? But what *has* happened
since then? The "fun size" candy bar. And it
will prove to be the ruin of many a child's
Halloween, mark my words...unless the
conspiracy is fully unmasked...

The Other "I think Clark Bars are the greatest
for a very good reason..." Matthew