Do you realize how much the average
American family would have to spend on
Halloween if they had to give a regular size
candy bar to each beggar? The holiday would
bankrupt the coffers every thirty-first of October,
and pretty soon every light on your street
would be out. Fun-sized candy makes
Halloween possible, you dolt! Now stop
spreading your propaganda of greed and
excess before you ruin it for everybody!

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