> I attended Texas A&M University, a institution of higher learning so revered that when USA Today ranked universities by alcohol consumption per student, they didn't list it. Instead, we were mentioned in a footnote that read "Texas A&M was not included in the above list as they have achieved professional status."

Ah, yes, the one with the woodpile accident. I wonder if they will try/have tried it again this year?

> -Faux "All right brain -- you don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." Pas

Nyper"But beer-lap chafes me so"old