> > I attended Texas A&M University, a institution of higher learning so revered that when USA Today ranked universities by alcohol consumption per student, they didn't list it. Instead, we were mentioned in a footnote that read "Texas A&M was not included in the above list as they have achieved professional status."
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> Ah, yes, the one with the woodpile accident. I wonder if they will try/have tried it again this year?

And the one with the professional Trivia Bowl teams that a friend of mine and a couple other random UofO students beat out of a spot in nationals! Hah hah!

> > -Faux "All right brain -- you don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." Pas
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> Nyper"But beer-lap chafes me so"old

gab"Of course, after they won the competition, they realized that they didn't know where they had parked."by