> And the one with the professional Trivia Bowl teams that a friend of mine and a couple other random UofO students beat out of a spot in nationals! Hah hah!

Ah yes, I remember that tragic, tragic event. The Trivia Bowl upset struck the university so hard, we mourned for days, weeks. Oh! It wounded us so! I can still recall the black armbands and the sackcloths. We ground ash into our faces and went a'wailing through campus and the surrounding countryside on a pilgrimage of shame. The lashes that I and the other flagellants self-inflicted still sting, my friend. Nay, do not remind us of missing out on the all important Trivia Bowl, for that was indeed a dark day for us all.

Wait a sec. That had nothing to do with football. Screw the Trivia Bowl, we gots some football to watch and beer to drink!

> gab"Of course, after they won the competition, they realized that they didn't know where they had parked."by

Hah hah!

- Faux "UofO? Oklahoma? Ohio? Orangoutang?" Pas