Main      Site Guide    
Message Forum
Re: A mild rant.
Posted By: shadowfax, on host 206.191.194.209
Date: Thursday, January 4, 2001, at 21:10:29
In Reply To: A mild rant. posted by Sundragyn on Thursday, January 4, 2001, at 14:49:09:

> Okay, if I may quote from the Rinkworks feature "I Think," number 150:
>
> "There are few more painful head injuries than trying to stand up underneath an open cupboard or freezer door."
>
> How true. However, I would like to add my own version...
>
> "There are few more shocking, frightening ways to wake up than putting your unwary bare feet onto a carpet that has been steam cleaned the day before and has not dried out entirely, so is still cold, clammy, and slightly damp."
>
> Sun"cold feet"dragyn.

How about waking up like I did at my grandma's over vacation? I got up on the other side of the bed from where I'd gotten in and stepped on a frayed electrical cord. I've been shocked many times before, but there's something about being shocked on the bottom of your bare feet that really HURTS!

Replies To This Message