I love Ronald McDonald. He is one of my favorite clowns.

When we were in high school together, The Scotsman and I along with one of our other friends wrote a story in the same style as Duel of the Ages, only it was a Star Trek spoof. We called it Lame Trek.

We replaced all the ship captains with ourselves, and spoofed all the main characters. Doctor Mccoy became Doctor Ron McDonalds, who was, of course, a McPerson from McPlanet. A whole race of annoying, greasy-food-loving clowns grew out of that one parodied character. It was great.

Someday, when I finally get around to doing a home page, we'll publish the stories there.

Gri"and we'll probably get our posteriors sued off by Paramount, McDonalds, Saturday Night Live, Lucasfilms, and who knows who else for copyright infringement"shny