> How about placing a pair of toenail clippers onto your two front teeth and clamping down with the clippers?

I remember "Marathon Man", where Dustin Hoffman gets his front tooth drilled...

Also, I've heard about a guy ho fell face plant on a rock in a skiing slope, knocking his two front teeth out. They looked all over for them, thinking they might be put back in, but didn't find them... until later, when they discovered he hadn't lost them, he'd just knoced them up into his jaw bone around/behind the nose somewhere...

Trav"gives me the heebie-jeebies (or something)"holt