> This is about the worst kind of bodily hurt I can imagine: You're sitting in a chair with your feet resting on a stool - when someone jumps on your knees, bending them backwards.
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> Trav"ouch! is a bit of an understatement"holt

How about placing a pair of toenail clippers onto your two front teeth and clamping down with the clippers?

Fer"Always gives me the chills"rick