> >When I was a kid, I knocked my front teeth badly by running full speed into a wall with my eyes closed (it's a long story)...
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> Are you sure you're not a guy?

Positive. And hey, I didn't just do that to damage my front teeth, you know. It's not like that was the *only* thing I got out of the experience. No, I also bent my nose out of shape and knocked myself unconscious for a few seconds.

Brunnen-"I don't think there's anything I can add here"G