How's this:

Have you cast any sports personalities in speaking roles?

Is this movie's purpose solely to capitalize on the popularity of a teen idol?

Is your movie a fictionalization of an event in history, even though the said event does not occur until two and a half hours into the movie?

Are there more than two puns written into the script?

If your movie is an action film, does it feature Pamela Anderson in a wet t-shirt?

If your movie is a romantic comedy, does it involve the problems of high-school students?

Could your movie's main character be described as a "troubled teen trying to find his way through high-school"?

Does your movie end at a prom?

Is your movie based on an underdog sports team who rises to the top?

If your movie is science fiction, does the word "Trek" appear anywhere in the title?

Is your movie based on the adventures of a human and their animal friend?

Is the main character an animal such as a pig, elephant, monkey, gorilla, horse, dog, etc?

Do subtitles appear to "translate" animal "speech" at any time during your movie?

Do any animals talk in your movie?