Some possible additions to the Filmmakers' Exam (courtesy of the new Crazy Libs section):

-Have you hired a professional disc jockey to act in a starring role?
-Does your movie contain Demi Moore's toenails?
-Does your movie contain any heavy, boring gargantuan creatures, or any other easily merchandised feature?
-Would you describe Speed 2: Cruise Control as "a thought-provoking commentary on human size?"
-Is your movie about aliens whose sole purpose in life is to disrupt humans?
-Does the script have more than seventeen supposedly humorous "one-liners?"
-Does the title of your movie contain any of the words "Fatal," "Passion," "Heft," "Manual Dexterity," or "Attitude?"
-Did the auditions require roasting on the spit?
-Do you hear moos in your head whenever you think about your movie?
-Does the script require any member of the cast to howl at the camera, literally or delicately, at any time?
-Does the script require anyone's girdle to fall down for a quick laugh?
-Have you cast someone whose acting style includes mauling his earlobe back and forth in every scene?
-Is the lead actor's co-star an aardvark?
-Is your movie a made-for-TV "movie of the fortnight?"