Aha! Have at thee!

- Does your movie feature Liv Tyler?

- If your movie is not an action flick, does Bruce Willis have anything at all to do with it?

- Does your movie contain exactly *no* lines of dialogue (excluding early silent movies)?

- Does your movie have anything to do with the world being destryed by falling rocks?

- How about aliens?

- Sentient robots?

- Giant insects?

- Are the tape edits noticable more than twice?

- Did you make an action flick and use *no* tape edits?

- Did it take longer to design the special effects than to write the script?

- Was more time given to choreographing the stunts than to directing the actors?