> A man walked into a third bar. He died instantly. It was a Liverpudlian bar

There's a story in one of the Discworld novels about a guy called Vincent the Invulnerable who, one day, walked into the Mended Drum[*], fronted up to the bar, and said, "Hi, my name's Vincent the Invulnerable."

The coroner returned a verdict of suicide.

Paul

[*] The most famous bar in the city of Ankh-Morpork; the one all the really tough people hang out in.
Before a recent renovation, it was called the Broken Drum ("Why?" "Because you can't beat it.")