> > > > > > A guy walks into a bar and sees a recently-retired friend sitting dejectedly
> > > > > > at the bar.
> > -snip-
> >
> > > > > This cowboy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
> > -snip-
> >
> > > > Three dyslexics walk into a bra...
> > -snip-
> >
> > > A guy walks into a bar, and sits down on a stool.
> > -snip-
> >
> > A man walks into a bar, and says, "Hey, that hurt!"
> >
> > Pa"it's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it"ul
>
> Three sheep walk into a baa...
>
> Nyperold

A man walked into a bar. He said ouch. It was a steel bar.
A man walked into another bar. He screamed in agony. It was an iron bar.
A man walked into a third bar. He died instantly. It was a Liverpudlian bar

Chr"Born in the UK doesn't quite have the same ring to it"ico