> > From what I can tell, oceans do not contain high quantites of cheese or potato. With that taken into account, I go on to pies. To make something into a pie you do not need to add cheese or potato. Therefore, an Ocean Pie has no business containing either.
> >
> > Tub"Campaign against mislabeling of foods"ba
>
> My favorite mislabeled foods are:
> Hamburgers that contain no ham
> Hotdogs that contain no dog
> Moon pies that contain no moon
> Shoe-fly pies that contain no shoes or flies
> Catsup that contains no cat
> New York strip steak from Texas
> Mississippi Mud Cake that contains no mud and was never in Mississippi in the first place
> Howard

Alright. What's an Ocean pie? What's a Moon pie? What's a shoe-fly pie? At least, I do know what an "Eskimo pie" is supposed to be like...

Wolf "grew up dessert-deprived" spirit