Remember the Eliza program that Nyperold showed us at www.livingroom.org/Eliza? Isn't it annoying? Don't you wish you could whack, shoot, ahck or kill it? If not, this is probably not a good post for you to be reading because it is kind of twisted. If so, however, Kaz! has a solution for you! Yes, indeedy, it's the new and improved version of Eliza, with new stress-relief features! I programmed it tonight in BASIC (Yeah, I'm a wussy programmer, so sue me) in about an hour and a half, so there are some bugs, but not many.

To get this program, go to www.hotmail.com and log in as "can_o_trash". The password is "junk" (all lower case). This will allow you to download the executable. You're on your honor not to delete anything or change the password while you're in there, otherwise I will be slightly put off, as will anyone who wants the program after you.

-Ka"Have fun with the NEW Eliza"z!