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Commands and what they do.
Liface, on host 206.58.84.152
Wednesday, July 5, 2000, at 12:20:11
Re: Even Newer, More Modified Eliza Version 2! posted by Kaz! on Wednesday, July 5, 2000, at 11:27:39:
Rose: Gives Eliza a rose, it is pointy.
Boil: Makes fun of Dave sometimes, other times throws Eliza into a pot of boiling water. Sometimes she bleeds or has chipped fingernails, but I see no pattern.
Bake: Either bakes cookies for Eliza or throws her in the oven. Unlimited so far. Tries : 200
Slam: Slams Eliza into the wall, or a cupid statue. Times till death: 41.
Fry: Makes Eliza noodles, or fries her in a pan. Times till death: 93.
Hit: Hit Eliza with your hand, baseball bat, or semi-trailer truck. Times till death: 18.
Smack: Smack Eliza with purse, or 2-ton cinder block. Times till death: 18.
Punch: Punch Eliza with metal gloves. Times till death: 21
Kick: Kick Eliza with metal climbing boots or your smelly feet. Times till death: 17.
Saw: Saw Eliza in half. Times till death: 33
Examine: Use you extensive medical knowledge to determine how healthy Eliza is.
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